dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house
image

and im waiting for my parents reaction

 ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found

“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands

1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens

(via satansgaypornblog)

nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

(via turntablesandjuiceboxes)

solarsenpai:

thighetician:

arienreign:

Why isn’t anyone talking about this?
http://www.dailydot.com/news/darrien-hunt-shot-by-police-while-cosplaying/

Why is there a picture of Mugen from Samurai Champloo tossed in?

He was cosplaying as Mugen from Samurai Champloo with a picture on the left side for comparison.

(via princess-passion-flower)

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(Source: nickfuckface, via suckafuckheadquarters)

discordsparkle:

arkhamboundz:

rincewitch:

leosboots:

littlekoalaotter:

It took Katara about .532 seconds to take zuko down

"Here for a rematch?" HE ASKED THE WATERBENDER WHILE STANDING ON A GLACIER ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER

lmao

"Here for a rematch?" HE ASKED THE WATERBENDER WHILE STANDING ON A GLACIER ISLAND SURROUNDED BY WATER

(Source: waterwhip, via i-am-mishafuckingcollins)

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

(via suckafuckheadquarters)

edviperisghey:

charlesoberonn:

For a friend who had troubles keeping track of the different sexual orientations. Sorry for not including all of them, I included the most common ones.

The illustration for Poly, Bi and Omni are just examples, of course.

HOLY SHIT THIS MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS THANK YOU

ALSO I THINK THIS MEANS I’M POLYSEXUAL? I DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHATEVER M8

(via faygo-fuckyourself)

doctorbethany:

cakewithwings:

cakewithwings:

doctorbethany:

cakewithwings:

So. Much. Hair.

Going to be honest, I first thought Hagrid


Yer a wizard, Harry!

ABORT ABORT! APPARENTLY SOMEHOW MY PHONE BLUETOOTHED THIS PICTURE TO MY TV WHILE MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS WATCHING! THEY WERE JUST HAPPILY WATCHING FOOTBALL OR WHATEVER WHEN BAM! HAGRID SELFIE COMES UP ACROSS THE WHOLE SCREEN!!!

*Trombone failure sound effect*

doctorbethany:

cakewithwings:

cakewithwings:

doctorbethany:

cakewithwings:

So. Much. Hair.

Going to be honest, I first thought Hagrid

Yer a wizard, Harry!

ABORT ABORT! APPARENTLY SOMEHOW MY PHONE BLUETOOTHED THIS PICTURE TO MY TV WHILE MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS WATCHING! THEY WERE JUST HAPPILY WATCHING FOOTBALL OR WHATEVER WHEN BAM! HAGRID SELFIE COMES UP ACROSS THE WHOLE SCREEN!!!

*Trombone failure sound effect*

(via i-am-mishafuckingcollins)

pleasebboy:

Her Minajesty

Nicki Minaj by Jeff Bark

Styled by Robbie Spencer

(via killtheboy)

happy-follows-sweaty:

floraliris:

DREAMS

i fancy a banana

(Source: richrdhammond, via cookienun)

okstupidd:

gabrielladressedinyellow:

I’m not being nice anymore.

I applaud this.

okstupidd:

gabrielladressedinyellow:

I’m not being nice anymore.

I applaud this.

(via cookienun)

imsirius:

The way I dress is really about the message I want to send out to the world about who I am. Growing up in Alabama, I was black. I was poor. I was assigned male at birth — that’s how I like to put it. These things defined me, but I’m not any of these things. Clothes were a way for me to announce to the world who I was. I am not any of these things. This is who I am." - Laverne Cox

(via cookienun)

hante:


"It’s about 4 o’clock on a Thursday, and a caftan-bedecked Karlie Kloss is perched on the edge of a gigantic, fuming volcano crater, her bare legs and feet dangling into the hazy void.'Make it look more adventurous,' calls out Ryan McGinley, the photographer snapping her from an equally precarious spot on a nearby outcropping of rock.'It’s pretty damn adventurous,' Kloss yells back.”

Karlie Kloss at Masaya Volcano National Park by Ryan McGinley for T, The New York Times Style Magazine 

hante:

"It’s about 4 o’clock on a Thursday, and a caftan-bedecked Karlie Kloss is perched on the edge of a gigantic, fuming volcano crater, her bare legs and feet dangling into the hazy void.
'Make it look more adventurous,' calls out Ryan McGinley, the photographer snapping her from an equally precarious spot on a nearby outcropping of rock.
'It’s pretty damn adventurous,' Kloss yells back.”

Karlie Kloss at Masaya Volcano National Park by Ryan McGinley for T, The New York Times Style Magazine 

(via egg-rolls)